I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
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I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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