Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
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The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
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Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
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