i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
I am not one to point fingers but since it says your name "wuz here" next to the dick drawn on my stomach I am holding you personally responsible.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
That dick who always called me a slut in high school showed up at the clinic with boner problems. Then I was assigned as his nurse. Who's laughing now. I AM.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
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