the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
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About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
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When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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