I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
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Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
Fuck these runners passing me on campus as I'm waking to dinner. With my huggie. With flavored vodka and rum. Aka yum
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Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
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