It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
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Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
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Ted is on HBO in 20 minutes...not sure if this or the drunken dance party I had at the bar to a N*SYNC Christmas song 20 minutes ago is the highlight of my week so far.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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