My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
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