how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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