we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
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Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
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what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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