Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Found the puke drawer
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Did I send you a drunk selfie with a pine tree last night?
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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