I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
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