So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
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I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
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I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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