maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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