oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
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