question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
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I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
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Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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