Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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