yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
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I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
woke up with empty beer can still duct taped into my fists and the word "dove" written on the back of my neck
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Its okay. I just know how you can text with your hands cuffed behind you back, so I had no idea what "oh shit" meant.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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