Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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