your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
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i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
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Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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