I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
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now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
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Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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