I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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