It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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