Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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