some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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