I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
gave myself the "you're a really good girlfriend" talk on the way to where i intentionally cheated on him. i am my own drunken therapist.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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