Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
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His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
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If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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