Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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