Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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