she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
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Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
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You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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