if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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