Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
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I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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