I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
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I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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