Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
If there was a tv show called "True Life: My 58 Year Old Dad Rolls Better J's Than Me" I'd be on it.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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