hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
The ass gains better be worth it
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