your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
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