So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
everyone is single if you try hard enough
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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