when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
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