sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
You know you're getting old when you pick up hot sorority girls at the bar, and they write down their phone number, and under it 'we're great babysitters!'
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