I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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