Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
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holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
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Okay who let me pass out in a recliner cuddling a pitbull and a cardboard cutout of Orlando Bloom
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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