Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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