Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
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Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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