Pappa wants mamma naked
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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