that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
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She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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