ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
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dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
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Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
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