It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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