Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
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He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
I've struck affair-gold. He's hot, he's ripped, he doesn't want a relationship, and most importantly he won't have to ask Gods permission to bang me like the last religious nut job did.
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