Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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