the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
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He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
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I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old