I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
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I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
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Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl