Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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