you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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