oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
came home to a trail of roses from the door halfway up the stairs. but my nonsingle roommate lives downstairs. idk if they celebrated on the stairs or if some girl tried to woo me last night and i don't remember
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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