We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
im holly from the hills drunk
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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