I think im going to throw up on grandma
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
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