I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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