The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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