if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Our relationship just reached the stage where i can touch her boobs while making a honking noise without getting hit in the face
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
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My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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