belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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